Top Ten: Female Expendables Cast

If they decide to make a female expendables movie, these are the actresses I think they should cast.

#1:
Angelina Jolie

I’m not sure this would be the type of movie she is used to doing, but she has proven again and again she is great at kicking ass.

#2:
Kate Beckinsale

#3:
Linda Hamilton

#4:
Maggie Q

#5:
Scarlett Johansson

#6:
Rhona Mitra

#7:
Sigourney Weaver

#8:
Katee Sackhoff

#9:
Milla Jovovich

#10:
Zoe Saldana

RIP Robin Williams, Top Ten: Robin Williams Movies

In the light of Robin Williams tragic death, I thought I would list my top ten movies staring this hilarious individual, who secretly fought his own demons. Rest well Robin, you will be missed.

#1:
Aladdin

#2:
FernGully: The Last Rain Forest

#3:
Jumanji

#4:
Good Will Hunrting

#5:
The Birdcage

#6:
Death To Smoochy

#7:
Mrs. Doubtfire

#8:
Nine Months

#9:
Night At The Museum

#10:
I know they weren’t movies, but I have to give #10 to Mork & Mindy and The Crazy One, two very funny shows.

Top Ten: Ways I Think Geoffrey Lannister Should Have Died

After seeing, Geoffrey die in Game of Thrones, I was a little disappointed. He was just poisoned. After, the Red Wedding, I think the world of Game of Thrones is a bit harsher, than poisoning an asshole king like Geoffrey.

Here are my top ten ways Geoffrey could have died:

#1:
Sans a Stark could have chopped off all his limbs, then cut off his head.

#2:
One of the Stark dire wolves could have eaten him.

#3:
(This may be a little twisted, but he deserves the worst)
A gang of whores capture him, rape him, cut off his dick, then beat him to death

#4:
(Similar to #3, but there is a twist)
A gang of male whores capture him, rape him, cut off his dick, shove it in his ass, then beat him to death.

#5:
Molten gold is poured on his head.

#6:
Arya Stark kills him. I don’t know how, she just does.

#7:
He is eaten by dragons.

#8:
Tyrion Lannister uses him as target practice for his crossbow.

#9:
He is burned at the stake.

#10:
(This is not so much a way he could have died, but what could have happened to his corpse. FYI, it is pretty screwed up)
After he was poisoned, his body is chopped up into itty bitty pieces, placed inside a meat pie, or some dish, then feed to his mother.

Told you it was messed up 🙂
Also, no need to worry, I am already in therapy 😉

Top Ten: Guitarists

Here are my top ten guitarists. Keep in mind they are not in any particular order. Also I chose these guitarists by the fact that their playing pulls me into the song, not just the vocals.

1:
Tom Morello

The guitarist from Rage Against The Machine, Audioslave, Street Sweeper Social Club and his solo project, The Nightwatchman. He is an awesome guitar player. I can’t believe some of the sounds he creates with his guitar. He is a wizard.

2:
Joe Perry

Aerosmith’s guitarist gave us riffs from songs like “Walk This Way” and “Rats In The Cellar.” He’s not afraid to play fast either.

3:
Jimi Hendrix

How could I not put the god himself, Jimi Hendrix? His playing alone is legendary. He wasn’t just a great vocalist.

4:
John Frusicante

Red Hot Chili Peppers was never the same without him, due to his drug addiction, but he sobered up and they made great music once again.

5:
Andrew Stockdale

You may not know who this guy is and what band he plays for. His band is Wolfmother and they are an AWESOME Australian band. List to these two songs and tell me they don’t rock, “Joker and The Thief”, and “New Moon Rising”.

6:
Billie Joe Armstrong

Green Day’s front man and guitarist, if you don’t know already. Songs like “Basket Case” and “Welcome To Paradise” are just some examples of his shredding capabilities.

7:
Angus Young

His playing on ACDC’s, “Back In Black” and “You Shook Me All Night Long,” got me into ACDC. Course lots of other songs followed as well.

8:
Robert Krieger

His playing with The Doors was great. “Roadhouse Blues” is one of my favorite songs.

9:
Lenny Kravitz

With Jimi Hendrix dead, the universe gave us, Lenny Kravitz. I find his playing some what similar to Hendrix’s playing, just listen to “Always On The Run.”

10:
Chuck Berry

One of the founding fathers of rock and roll music, Chuck Berry, “could play a guitar just like ringing a bell,” to quote Berry in “Johnny B. Goode.”

Top Ten: Favorite Actors/Actresses

1: Morgan Freeman

With movies like, “Lean On Me,” “The Bucket List,” and “Wanted,” how could he not be one of my favorite actors. I think “Lean On Me” was the clincher.

2: Denzel Washington

So many movies to chose from that he was in. I’m especially fond of his portrayal of Malcolm X in Spike Lee’s film.

3: Johnny Depp

He shines in every role, I believe, even if the movie isn’t that great. He is excellent when paired with Tim Burton.

4: Zooey Deshcanel

I love her. She is so cute in everything she does and I want to marry her.

5: Angelina Jolie

Amazing actress in drama and action films. She is proof that a woman can be an amazing action star just as much as a man can.

6: Jason Segal

“How I Met Your Mother,” “I Love You Man,” and “Despicable Me,” are just a few examples that make him one of my favorite actors.

7: Eddie Murphy

Comedic gold. I love “Coming To America” and “Beverly Hills Cop.” I also like his family comedies like, “Dr. Dolittle” and “Daddy Day Care.”

8: Bill Murray

Three words, “Ghostbusters,” “Groundhog Day.”

9: Bruce Willis

Great action and drama star.

10: Jack Nicholson

Some of the best films, of his, I’ve seen, “The Shinning,” “Batman,” and “As Good As It Gets.”

Top Ten: Bruce Willis Movies

1:
The Fifth Element

Probably my favorite Bruce Willis movie. Great cast, great story, great action, and funny.

2:
Die Hard With a Vengeance

I would have said the first Die Hard, but this one had Samuel L. Jackson and my cousin was even an extra in the film.

3:
Disney’s The Kid

It was a cute story and I likes the chemistry between Willis and his younger self.

4:
The Sixth Sense

No surprise here. One his best roles and M. Night’s only big hit.

5:
Look Who’s Talking

Such a cute movie and something about Willis’ voice makes Mickey even cuter.

6:
Surrogates

Not a huge hit, but I liked it. I thought it was a very creative movie.

7:
Death Becomes Her

Meryl Streep, Goldie Hawn, and Bruce Willis, comedy gold.

8:
Pulp Fiction

Bruce Willis is terrific in this movie. When I quote Pulp Fiction, I’m usually quoting him.

9:
Sin City

Willis is one bad ass, good guy, in this film. Amazing work.

10:
Over The Hedge

Once again, Willis’ voice added something extra to a character.